Beginning 1 In da start, Muh Nigga created da hevvuns anna Earf. An da Earf was all flat n sheet, an it wuz dark as my ass. An Muh Nigga walked around n said, “Sheet, turn on a fuckin’ light!” An light turned on. “That’s the shit right there,” he said. Then Muh Nigga said, “Fuck, mayne, I can’t swim!” So he made land so’s he could walk around. Muh Nigga called the land Africa, and he filled it with grass to run in and chicken wing trees to eat and grape drank springs to drink from and all kinds of animals and shit, man. Then Muh Nigga was lonely. But not that kind of lonely, knomesayn? So he made a shitload of niggas wif huge dicks and a shitload of honeys wif dump truck asses. N deys went all over the world until Yakub used his black magic to make whipeepo and stole all us niggas sheet. N das y we’s oppressed today.