A bunch of illiterate lawn guys broke into my van to steal a stupid cassette tape back when they were a thing. I assessed the damage, (broken window and missing tape) and was pissed. I drove up to them still hanging out and told them what crap humans they were. One jumped up and tried to climb through my window so I took him for a ride, steered for a huge pothole and knocked him off. I watched him do summersaults on the pavement and then waited for police who examined my shotgun and had a good laugh as they handed it back to me.