there are 6 gorillion deadly variants now and over 140 trillion, 280 billion and 150 million of them can be transmitted via WiFi.

The remaining 5.94 gorillion variants will never go away so remember:

• listen to everything Dr Fraudzi and Joseph Xiden says

• wear your slave mask at all times

• receive poisonous injections until you die peacefully as opposed to the dangers of coronaronadingdong

• avoid all in person human contact!! We have smartphones for that! C'mon man!

• stay inside your pod and remember to eat insect meat only because cow farts are causing global warming

• elections have proven to get dangerous and divisive so we have installed a safe alternative as the one party of the USA called the Democrats.

• no need to panic, we have control and all future elections will be prohibited to prevent future unrest

• I am Emperor Hussein Soetoro

Well no one at my location were wearing and everyone was shaking hands so maybe theyre just placating big boss so it'll probably be fine .