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[–] [deleted] • 14 pts

It's really just a meme by now.

How to change a tire: 1. Loosen lug nuts 2. Lift your vehicle off the ground 3. Get a COVID™ shot 4. Remove lug nuts and the tire...

[–] • 2 pts

How to change a tire: 1. Loosen lug nuts. 2. Climb under the car. 3. Get a COVID™ shot. 4. Remove lug nuts. 5. Replace tire with spare.

[–] • 8 pts

I started a new job today and there are confrenece zooms with the home office on Tuesdays . 5 minutes after walking in the door the president of the company is urging everyone to get vax . Someone off camera said his 22 yr old niece just died from the delta variant . It took everything in me not to ask if she'd gotten vaxxed .

[–] • 7 pts

You're on zoom and they are afraid of catching the covid from other employees. Makes sense.

[–] • 3 pts (edited )

there are 6 gorillion deadly variants now and over 140 trillion, 280 billion and 150 million of them can be transmitted via WiFi.

The remaining 5.94 gorillion variants will never go away so remember:

  • listen to everything Dr Fraudzi and Joseph Xiden says

  • wear your slave mask at all times

  • receive poisonous injections until you die peacefully as opposed to the dangers of coronaronadingdong

  • avoid all in person human contact!! We have smartphones for that! C'mon man!

  • stay inside your pod and remember to eat insect meat only because cow farts are causing global warming

  • elections have proven to get dangerous and divisive so we have installed a safe alternative as the one party of the USA called the Democrats.

  • no need to panic, we have control and all future elections will be prohibited to prevent future unrest

  • I am Emperor Hussein Soetoro

[–] • 1 pt

Well no one at my location were wearing and everyone was shaking hands so maybe theyre just placating big boss so it'll probably be fine .

[–] • 8 pts

Each little suggestion I see makes me want the shot less. The fact genre pushing this fkn shot so hard is making it worse I think. They act like it’s the right thing to do.

[–] • 1 pt

Exactly. It's kind-of like a reverse "me thinks the lady doth pretest too much." They're like a pushy snake-oil salesman, using every trick in the book to try to convince you to buy his magic dick-embiggening formula.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

JFC. They put that above having enough food and water on hand?

[–] • 1 pt

what the human body needs to survive (in order) from the CDC

  1. multiple Covid vaccines
  2. ur fave muzzle
  3. food
  4. water
[–] • 0 pt

you can live off the water inside the covid vaccines if you inject enough of them every day. You'll never need to drink again!

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

>Don't forget to consoom our Covid™ shot

[–] • 0 pt

let me guess, it's because if you are enclosed with other people for a long period of time you have an increased chance of catching a virus such as the common cold, same with covid, so get your vaccine before you get stuck inside.

Also, to avoid getting covid, lock yourself indoors with other people.

[–] • 1 pt

No it's becuase you get vaxxed ,the toxic proteins can sluff off and infect others that are locked in with you.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Isn't this a little early? I thought hurricane season started in September...

[–] • 0 pt

Considering they are aerosolizing the stuff, if the injection was actually a vaccine it would make sense.