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You know she went straight for those expensive (but disgusting) greasy dog food shaped beef jerky pellets. If you're going to commit the crime you're definitely living large
I just realized that it's been so long since I bought anything from a vending machine that I don't know what's in them anymore.
When did beef jerky happen? Do the machines still take your money and then barely move the product to the point where it's just dangling there on the hook, but it won't fall?
it's these (jacklinks.com) . I'd say they've been common in most vending machines for at least five years. My guess is they're made of animal refuse they realized they could mash together with a bunch of grease and salt and mold into pellets to resemble food. I don't know what vending machines do because I just depressively stare through the window and wish there was something to eat.
So...doggy treats? I can't wait til the machines start offering bat soup and chocolate-covered cicadas
My guess is they're made of animal refuse they realized they could mash together with a bunch of grease and salt and mold into pellets to resemble food.
That actually sounds like decent food the way you describe it, if anything you should be criticizing the use of soy instead of a different filler.
I'm glad I have no idea what you're talking about. The only jerky I'm familiar with is the venison we'd make in the late autumn.
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