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What a cunt.

What a cunt.

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[–] [deleted] • 3 pts (edited )

it's these (jacklinks.com) . I'd say they've been common in most vending machines for at least five years. My guess is they're made of animal refuse they realized they could mash together with a bunch of grease and salt and mold into pellets to resemble food. I don't know what vending machines do because I just depressively stare through the window and wish there was something to eat.

[–] • 1 pt

So...doggy treats? I can't wait til the machines start offering bat soup and chocolate-covered cicadas

[–] • 0 pt

My guess is they're made of animal refuse they realized they could mash together with a bunch of grease and salt and mold into pellets to resemble food.

That actually sounds like decent food the way you describe it, if anything you should be criticizing the use of soy instead of a different filler.