I'll try to be less white. Went with friend today to pick up some welding wire. Car on the curb has smashed windshield and hood partly up. I comment that it looks like someone found a BLM roadblock. Friend comments that someone stole the battery and smashed the window for fun. A block further we see a black guy walking toward the car with fat dumpy white girlfriend carrying a new battery. I say, "You called it!".

Then my friend starts talking about how bizarre the guy is to have his girlfriend carry the heavy battery. Me: "Notice what color the guy is?". Friend grins.

Oh.