I literally just asked my wife to explain this one, to me, 'cause it was going over my head. Half-way through reading it, we both yelled, "oh my God..." 'cause we both got the joke at the same time. I've been married ten years... looks like I got a keeper.

Keep her.

She sounds like good banter!

Dibs

What I wouldn't give for that. I'm tired of women who think being an obnoxious cunt is funny.