Ok, so she's not fat, is blonde/blue, and doesn't appear to have a tattoo problem. Notice I didn't say pretty or hot. She is desperate to have kids so badly that I think she never bothered to get in a relationship before 30. Now she realizes just how hard it is to connect to someone when you've not cultured that aspect of your life. So for the past 5 years, she's tried (in a sense). Now she's full bore completely into getting it done before 40. Because 40 is the new 30; but somehow her eggs never got the message. All this "cultured" shit goes out the window with children. You have to deal with vomit, poop, endless diapers, spit up over every nice shirt you have.....I have a feeling she "wants" kids, but has no idea about kids. Somehow, in the end, it'll be about the patriarchy.