You know, the apple might've been the very first shit test every performed. Think about it: Adam and Eve are in a great relationship, the only people in existence in a literal utopia. Adam trusts Eve implicitly, because God ordered him to and vise versa. Then one day, Adam lets Eve wander off to do women things, and who shows up? A snek. And not just any snek, **THE** snek. And the snek sort of symbolically seduces Eve, and convinces her to take a bite of the apple. Adam arrives on scene, and there's Eve, snek lurking in the bushes (just like the guy who wants to fuck your wife), holding an apple. "Hey Adam, my love, I just met this really cool snek, and he told me this apple is really good. Here, have a bite." Adam, being naive in the same way I was when I had my shit test, was like "We're not supposed to eat that, God specifically told us not to.... but I do love you, my wife. Om nom." **Shit test failed.** Adam should've knocked the apple out of her hand, clocked her in the face and shouted to the Lord. Eve would've never strayed again.....