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[–] 25 pts

'I had the perfect man who made me happy in every way, but I'm a retard, and I told him I'm a slut that wants to ride the carousel. For reasons beyond my feeble imaginings, coming home every evening to felch out a train's worth of leavings from my battered and torn holes didn't appeal to him and he left. I am literally cry and I am victim you gais. Where have all the good men gone?'

The man made the only right choice. Don't even discuss it. Leave. If you 'agree' not to have an open relationship once it's brought up, that just means she'll cheat on you and do the mental gymnastics to justify how she's a free spirit that you can't hold down.

[–] 13 pts

and blame you in the process.

[–] 6 pts

'I..I tried to be HONEST about it!'

[–] 3 pts

He was totally honest too, he was not interested, bye.

[–] 7 pts

Women are only happy when they're unhappy. This is why they seek out misery...to "fix" . It's the only way they feel as though they have any kind of value...is when they're "fixing" things.

Give women a goal and they'll go into full womanzombie mode. It'll become their obsession until they either complete it or die trying.

[–] 16 pts

Give women a goal and they'll go into full womanzombie mode.

Unless it's losing weight

[–] 4 pts

Women don't lose weight when there's no goal to be had . When remaining fat keeps them in their relationships they refuse to change/take the bait.

[–] 1 pt (edited )

Women love drama. When there is a threat of invasion, famine or some other calamity women clamor to strong men.

If you want to keep women happy, make lots of trivial fuck ups that are easily fixed, this endears you to them because you are a "do'er".

Relationships are the only thing where it's not best practice to actually plan and be competent to have a trouble-free existence.

[–] 0 pt

ive been around the block, and only recently in my early thirties have i realized this is 100% true

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Pretty much. I've seen this "open relationship" thing in real life. It never ends well.

[–] 15 pts

“I’m not going to bore you with a wall of text.” Then does it...

[–] 2 pts

hahaha, yes. did not see this first female contradiction in the first place.

[–] 1 pt

Its almost a perfect square, so wall is apt.

[–] 10 pts

Ah yes, the "shit test". This man passed with flying colors, and he also was sharp enough to see that this particular shit test would lead to more of these stupid games. She would have inevitably ended up screwing around on him, no two ways about it.

This woman overplayed her "shit test". Usually shit tests are a little less "I want to fuck everyone else" and more like "Hey honey, this guy just started working in my department, and he said he likes my perfume." That's a more "normal" shit test (still a stupid fucking game), and a man who is paying attention will recognize the test immediately and reply with something like "Fags generally have good noses for perfume". Put that bullshit down immediately, otherwise it grows.

I've been there. My own story with a girlfriend from many years back, I had been dating her for like 5 months, and suddenly one day she says "There's a new guy at work, [can't remember exactly what was said, but it was very subtle]." I, the trusting "good guy" who was still fighting to undo all of the public school indoctrination, didn't think a damned thing of it. I was like "Okay cool maybe we'll all hang out sometime". That was me failing the shit test. My ex ended up sleeping with him a few weeks later.

I had no idea, but one day as we were passing by each other (I was getting home from work, she was getting ready to go into her work), for some reason I just asked "Is there anything you want to tell me?" This sentence kinda just flowed outta my mouth, no idea why, maybe it was instinct... but it was the perfect question. I'll never forget the way she turned, looked at my face, and... the sheer guilt and shame washed over her face, then she burst into tears. She hysterically told me about the affair.

I was kind of numb, perhaps shocked in the moment, but I remember feeling remarkably calm. Hurt, but calm- I said "You might want to call out of work, because you need to get all of your things out of here and go back to live with your parents." The reason I tell this story, is because the way she tried to get back with me is remarkably similar to this post. None of it worked, I had a "rule" for relationships- any infidelity of any kind, exchanging phone numbers with strange men, kissing, ALL of it- not tolerated. I will not do these things behind my woman's back, and I expect her not to in kind.

That taught me a lesson. I'm glad I was pretty young when I learned it, because I don't think I've failed another "shit test" since. Patrolling THOTs is really just about putting your fucking foot down.

[–] 2 pts

Interesting.

Honestly my reaction would probably be similar to yours: A bit suspicious, but inclined towards trust unless there's an actual reason to be jealous.

What should your reaction have been? To forbid her to see him?

[–] 6 pts

She was fishing for emotional validation. Maybe I wasn't doing enough for her, and this is a woman's way of dropping a hint.

When she brought up another man out of nowhere for no reason, and this is unusual, she was looking for JEALOUSY or POSSESSIVENESS in me. I didn't show any, because all through our lives in the West we are taught to "trust wahmen". But a woman's instinct is to seek a man that will dominate her, and on a more primal level, a woman wants a man who will destroy any other men. Oldschool biology, that's all this boils down to- she wanted me to act territorial.

But that's retarded. Women have been taught to play these dumb games since forever, but I think jew propaganda and movies have elevated these shit tests. 100 years ago, if a woman approached her man and asked for an open relationship out of nowhere, she probably wouldn't get a verbal response- she'd get a fucking uppercut and maybe a few smacks. And then when the neighbors ask why your wife's face is busted up, you'd say "She came to me and said she wanted to fuck everyone else, she had the nerve to ask something like that of me! I work 45 hours PER DAY in the coal mines to provide food for her, and this is what she gives me?!"

And that man would be met with sympathy from the town. The woman would be shamed, vicious rumors spread about her. The slow erosion of the concept of shame has made women feel like they can do anything they want. And because of the way society treats them (like children), they rarely suffer consequences.

I'm not a MGTOW or anything like that, I have a lovely woman who would never even try a "shit test" on me; she was homeschooled, so she never learned all the retarded games that girls play with men. Call me lucky.

[–] 3 pts

And this is why I have decided to go monk mode. I had my sons already from a cheating ex whore of a wife, and I have no interest to entertain women anymore.

Women are born from their great mother ancestor, Eve, the progenitor of Evil. Women are evil by nature. They are unworthy whores. You cannot rule them in this Western society, you cannot control them, they are unbridled whores and psychotic scum. Due to their stupidity and narcissism and selfishness and lust for immediate gratification, they fed our forefather Adam the fruit of Satan, and so here we all are cast from the Garden of Eden.

Until we return to our roots allowing us to own, strike and control these lesser psychotic beings, we must remain apart from them if we want to retain our sanity and be able to enjoy life.

It is a sad and sorry state of affairs because the healthy feminine is highly desirable (demure, submissive, quiet, follower, trainable, homemaker, mother). What you get now is psychotic, uncontrolled, degenerate, whore with a princess complex.

My response: I will be in the woods with my dogs. Women can go fuck themselves with their boxes of wine and their cats.

[–] 3 pts

100 years ago, if a woman approached her man and asked for an open relationship out of nowhere

This request came out of somewhere, it came because from her perspective, she was not in a relationship.

She came to me and said she wanted

This is pretty much proof positive that she did not actually want that. Rare is the woman who reliably actually says what she wants.

Trying to solve this problem by proposing an "open relationship" (an oxymoron IMO) is definitely Jewish Influence designed--engineered--to terminate relationships instantly. Ironically, if she had just told him what she wrote in her second paragraph, this whole thing could have been resolved.

[–] 2 pts

This is what happens when women's sexuality is allowed to get out of control. All of the shit-testing has to be put down by you personally, as she has endless opportunities to turn tricks for gold. The fewer outside opportunities for a women to turn insta-whore, the easier it is on you.

[–] 1 pt

I'm not sure that this was the traditional test.

This woman is astonishingly honest about how she hates that the guy provides no drama in the relationship. To women, when there is no drama, there is no relationship. She writes that what she wants was for the guy to have allowed a little emotional drama to unfold between them, and that she wanted him to place restrictions on her.

The way I see it, this woman was, unknowingly, trying to use the threat of becoming a whore to rile up the guy and get him to resume his doubly-monogamous relationship with her.

So this was not so much of a "Schiff Test" as it was the woman putting out a plea for help to save the relationship. Of course, the female brain came up with such a retarded way to do it that her man didn't understand what she was trying to convey and so it backfired spectacularly.

[–] 2 pts

All of which could have been easily resolved if the man was allowed to strike the woman. Not like a nigger to do damage, but just enough so she knew that the drama she sought was more painful than keeping her whore mouth closed and her unfaithful heart in line.

[–] 5 pts

If the guy had slapped her, that would have been what she likely really wanted. She wanted drama with her man, she wanted boundaries from her man, and if he had given her the Ronald Reagan treatment--slapped her so hard that the other side of her face hurt--then this problem could have been solved.

There's a scene in the oft-mocked movie The Chronicles of Riddick wherein the power-hungry wife of Karl Urban's character is nagging him intensely and he gets tired of it and slaps her across the room. She looks up, says "Finally, some attention!" and then proceeds to shut her nagging mouth and jumps his bones.

Pretty much "Truth in Television" right there, surprisingly.

https://youtu.be/uS4VNKqAE5s?t=87

[–] 1 pt (edited )

Yeah, this is written WAAAAAAAY too cleanly. I don't believe this was written by a woman. It is far more likely it was written by one of us. No woman would have thought about it and brought it up, she would just done it clandestinely. Also, the boyfriend acted waaaaaay too clean as did all of his friends for someone that was traditional and with the woman for 5 years without marrying her. I don't even know any religious people that behave this cleanly.

Way too on the (((nose))) if you know what i mean.

// EDIT: Oh shit. Wow. This could be an effective way to troll those subs. Wow, if this is fake, it is fucking deviously well engineered. What a great moral lesson!

[–] 0 pt

The most interesting thing about these stories that all you faggots like to share about how shitty women are, is the total and complete failure to realize that the actual good women face the same shit from shitty men.

Instead it's just a circle jerk about how all women are bad, all men are good, and all the men need to just smack their women around more.

[–] 2 pts

Your comment favors a sense of unity which is unacceptable to the Strategy of Tension.

[–] 1 pt

Forsooth! Get on yon horse and ride, there is a maiden to save!

...you white-knighting faggot.

[–] 6 pts

cutting his losses

Thot patrolled indeed.

[–] 5 pts

No admiting that you already were doing it.

If you plan on fucking around/ tell him you already tested the waters.

He knows and bitch is mad that he isn't that stupid.

[–] 2 pts

First move was to get the fuck away, 2nd should've been to go get tested for STD's.

[–] 1 pt

I'm torn here, as if a woman tells a man that she wants something, odds are that is not what she actually wants.

So if she says "I want an open relationship", odds are that she does not want one.

But any woman who even mentions having an open relationship, whether or not she means it, needs to be jettisoned.

[–] 2 pts

I kinda feel bad for her. She grew up in Weimerica thinking this was perfectly normal respectable behaviour. I doubt she had any idea it would get her shitcanned. Hopefully she learned her lesson.

[–] 1 pt

It is sad. Very few of us are even taught any morality these days, so when faced with the consequences of being a jewed npc many people crumble. I see it in my own family despite all the warnings we have given them.

[–] 1 pt

Trust me, she quickly moved on to the Cock Carousel.

[–] 1 pt

All of you single men! Listen up!

Study! Study harder, to pass these "shit tests", than you've Ever studied for any other test in your life! Learn to recognize them the instant one roles off the beautiful, lying, pecker sucking lips of any woman!

One of the worst things that can ever happen to a man is to be stuck in a marriage with a bad woman. It doesn't matter what path you take, divorce, stay to raise the children, push her in a pool of lava in Minecraft,...etc, you will not come out of it in a good position!

[–] 1 pt

fake and gay.

[–] 0 pt

Totally, but I do like my stories!

[–] 1 pt (edited )

Here's the archive of the original thread, the comments are great.

https://archive.li/jYOvF

Here's her Reddit username comment history for the thread, you can watch her cluelessly meltdown.

https://www.reddit.com/user/sighsodumb/comments/

Fascinating. I wonder how many dicks she's had since then.

I've seen the OP before, but never the comment thread. Holy shit, she's a clueless slut lmao

Thanks for the links

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That has to be a troll. That is way too on the (((nose))) so to speak.

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