I really need to start making shit up about myself.
Kinda seems like an effective strategy.
I really need to start making shit up about myself.
Kinda seems like an effective strategy.
I remember that time you ran into that burning building to save that old woman holding a litter of kittens. And then on the way out you stabbed Hitler to death. Lucky you were there...
I remember that time you ran into that burning building to save that old woman holding a litter of kittens. And then on the way out you stabbed Hitler to death. Lucky you were there...
If I hadn't done it, Osama Bin Laden never would've been sniped by my good friend, Keanu Reeves.
If I hadn't done it, Osama Bin Laden never would've been sniped by my good friend, Keanu Reeves.
Life is about trade offs unfortunately... :(
Edit: wait I got that backwards... good for you Keanu!
Life is about trade offs unfortunately... :(
Edit: wait I got that backwards... good for you Keanu!
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