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[–] 3 pts

I really need to start making shit up about myself.

Kinda seems like an effective strategy.

[–] 1 pt

I remember that time you ran into that burning building to save that old woman holding a litter of kittens. And then on the way out you stabbed Hitler to death. Lucky you were there...

[–] 0 pt

If I hadn't done it, Osama Bin Laden never would've been sniped by my good friend, Keanu Reeves.

[–] 1 pt (edited )

Life is about trade offs unfortunately... :(

Edit: wait I got that backwards... good for you Keanu!