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[–] [deleted] 4 pts

Totally logical that the Germans, while killing groups of people, gathered this infant up and nursed him to health. Damn people are stupid.

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A gas so powerful it can kill a room of adults but not a baby out if the womb. It must have leaked out of the wooden door enough for him to survive

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I really need to start making shit up about myself.

Kinda seems like an effective strategy.

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I remember that time you ran into that burning building to save that old woman holding a litter of kittens. And then on the way out you stabbed Hitler to death. Lucky you were there...

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If I hadn't done it, Osama Bin Laden never would've been sniped by my good friend, Keanu Reeves.

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Life is about trade offs unfortunately... :(

Edit: wait I got that backwards... good for you Keanu!

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Search the name people. Its from a very obviously satirical blog.

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Hiddenlol is kinda clickbaity.

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A touching parable, just not very plausible. Just like the Hall of cost parable.

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Bretty funny. Sauce?

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Hahaha, what a liar

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Survived the mass burial also it seems. What a load of horeshit.

That's NosebergShekelman I just know it.

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What do you expect from a group whose highest value is "chutzpah", literally the ability and willingness to tell obvious and blatant lies to someone's face? Of course they're going to make up shit like that.

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And then everyone clapped. Lol give me a break