The best ppart is they make up tue generic name and a brand name. That's two zany made-up names for the price of one!

I take 3mg of Nopostitol every day, but it doesn't seem to be working.

Comirnaty. So creative!

They are the names of demon entities

You would probably feel less silly if you followed the course of Lexapro I prescribed you.

"Gleeminex!"

I read an article on how drugs are named. Most of the names are created by a pair of fat ladies who get inspiration from things like cat names. I know that sounds ridiculous, but that is what the women said.

Aside from that, they have to pick names that are not too closely related to the base chemical or technology in the drug so that it won’t be confused. When the drug patent expires they don’t want people to think only one of the versions on the market is the real thing.

Warfarin - used to be a rat poison, now for blood clots.

Herpex, an oldie but I think this fits what you're saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrVqD67zils

*not a real drug and does not cure herpes

Fuckitol, every twelve hours.

Side effects: uncontrollable rage at media owners, banksters, and other communists; the recurring thought that "someone should do something"; and a sudden realiization that "I am someone".