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I had all of these guys begging me to go. I’d rather just get beat up than roll around on the floor for 3 hours a day with sweaty men and the end result being some Brazilian tries to “mount” me (put his balls on my chest) or I try to do likewise. Then they’re all like “OOH! You THUBMITTED ME!” Gross.

A lot of those MMA dudes are on 10 different drugs whether it is due to trying to be as competitive as possible or dulling the pain of their repetitive tendon/joint injuries. I knew one very famous MMA guy who worked with me and he died a dope fiend at like 38 from that lifestyle. I’ll watch a fight here and there, but it’s definitely not my cup of tea.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

I'd question your experience in MMA culture... you're not describing anything remotely similar to my 20 years in the sport.

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So…you don’t roll around the floor with sweaty dudes? The mount position doesn’t have another man’s balls and ass on your chest? The guard position (to prevent the mount) doesn’t mean that you have to wrap your legs around another dude’s torso? No one in your gym is on roids, growth, coke or painkillers? You must have trained in a rare non-homo-erotic gym where everyone is a straight edge teetotaler like me.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

lol. No to the roids, painkillers, etc. But yes to the actually training how to fight. It's not gay if you're actually training how to inflict pain on another human being. Your fear of homosexuality has really narrowed your view on things.