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[–] • 4 pts

I wouldn't tell middle-left guy to his face, but damn dude, never mind fivehead, that's nearly sixhead territory.

[–] • 1 pt

Middle left guy is probably a softbatch pussy. These midlife crisis guys are soft like baby shit. I am past my prime now, but I used to throw these two-cycle juicers through walls for a living.

[–] • 2 pts

He's right. Reminds me of 15 years ago when all of those fucking losers were taking roids and wearing Affliction shirts and going to MMA classes trying to turn themselves into more of a man. Also, those White guys from the office who are like my age or a little younger who all of a sudden buy a Harley and start wearing dirtbag gear on the weekends. Basically a bunch of faggots cosplaying as men. Just be you.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

What if 'you' is going to MMA classes? I loved the sport.

[–] • 0 pt

I had all of these guys begging me to go. I’d rather just get beat up than roll around on the floor for 3 hours a day with sweaty men and the end result being some Brazilian tries to “mount” me (put his balls on my chest) or I try to do likewise. Then they’re all like “OOH! You THUBMITTED ME!” Gross.

A lot of those MMA dudes are on 10 different drugs whether it is due to trying to be as competitive as possible or dulling the pain of their repetitive tendon/joint injuries. I knew one very famous MMA guy who worked with me and he died a dope fiend at like 38 from that lifestyle. I’ll watch a fight here and there, but it’s definitely not my cup of tea.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

I'd question your experience in MMA culture... you're not describing anything remotely similar to my 20 years in the sport.

[–] • 1 pt

All praise to St BlackOps2Cel