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[–] 13 pts

This is legally hilarious as heck.

You need to be vaccinated to work here!!!!

I am. I breathe oxygen which allows my immune system to function which protects me. CDC agrees.

[–] 3 pts

Man I said this week's ago. Drinking your own piss was a vaccine as it boosted immune responses through low grade infection.

kicks stone away and walks off shoulders hunched

[–] 1 pt

Drinking your own piss was a vaccine as it boosted immune responses through low grade infection.

https://archive.md/BAW1u

Do (((you))) even try to pretend to not be obviously jewish?

It's in the name

[–] 0 pt

I miss wrote. I meant that under the new definition our ancestors drinking their own piss could be called vaccination.

My first thought was water. I take daily doses of dihydrogen monoxide.

[–] 1 pt

Kek, nice.

Yeah, I take a daily booster. What's it to ya?

[–] 7 pts

Was an email the only thing needed to accomplish this? So if there's no revision controls at the CDC, one could just hijack an email account and start changing definitions of various things.

[–] 2 pts

These two women were happy with deceiving the public they had been hired to help protect.

They have names. Homes to live in etc

[–] 6 pts

It's extraordinary to see the email actually explain why the definition was changed because it completely verifies all the quote conspiracy theories about why the definition was changed. What's also interesting is apparently that Alicia Downs or somebody who reports to her is reading places like xxxx and other things where these things are discussed.

[–] 4 pts

Don't tell them that because then you won't be able to get vitamin c in a pill form without a prescription. By the way that has happened to other readily available products before. For example red yeast rice was a fermented form of rice that was fermented with red yeast which produced a molecule that was supposedly effective for heart disease. When a major pharmaceutical company developed a drug that produce the same molecule they actually had red yeast rice or rather fermented red yeast rice removed from store shelves all over the country even though it had been readily available as a natural supplement for years and years and years. In fact now the version of red yeast rice you can still buy on the store shelves is not fermented and does not contain the molecule which was the original supposedly beneficial effect of red yeast rice and why people would buy those pills. So to take a readily available product off the shelf is not unusual and it's happened before.

[–] 3 pts

Vitamin C stimulates the immune system?

[–] 5 pts

Yes. Vitamin C and real chicken soup (with fat and bone stock) are both vaccines under the new definition.

If anyone asks if you've been vaccinated against covid, you can say yes without lying.

Before full retard that's how we used to fight the flu

[–] 0 pt

And proven effective.

[–] -2 pt

They do not stimulate the immune system

[–] 5 pts

Vitamin C is an antioxidant. It literally protects from oxidation. vitamin C is now a vaccine.

[–] 3 pts

Actually they do. Both are included in multiple studies confirming exactly this.

There is more science this is true than the injections are safe or a vaccine.

[–] 2 pts

Bro you've should of been taking Vit c this whole time with covid.

[–] 2 pts

nice. Thanks for sharing this

[–] 1 pt

“If it’s for the general public then I’m good with it.”

[–] 1 pt

All vegetables and fruits contain phytochemicals. Some of these phytochemicals have been known to reduce disease onset. All vegetables and fruits are now vaccines.

[–] 1 pt (edited )

No, vitamin C gives immunity to disease in general. Vitamin C is not a vaccine according to this definition. Gin and tonic, on the other hand, would be.

[–] 0 pt

It even makes the virus one

I sprayed some orange into my nose this morning when I was peeling it.

Looks like I have immunity now.

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