Not curious.... The paper dallied around it and minced, and would not mention it.. but **He no doubt stimulated himself massaging his prostrate with a "too sharp" object, lacerating not only his bowels but also his prostate.** Something sharp up his ass, positioned to give good purchase against his prostate, **like a plastic marker and cap, the handle of a large pair of pliers, a wooden dowel rod, towel hanger bar, bent coathanger, carrot, polaris sub plastic model, electric toothbrush, hairbrush handle, etc.** If he died from the slow infection (there is a gap between prostate and bowels accessing lower abdomen) then the County Coroner , unless the deceased was the son of a rich important man, would be obligated to write as the cause of death : **DEATH BY MISADVENTURE** =============== The coroner is obligated only to cover up possible suicides conventionally. There are SAFE ways to fuck yourself in the ass: Faggots buy 100% safe VERY SMOOTH prostate massagers that cant get lost like a lighbulb can, or break like a lightbulb, such as these : https://www.aneros.com/prostate-massagers/ **aneros!**