>> I have advised very seriously against taking the coronavirus vaccine, as I simply do not believe there is any possibility that it is going to do anything other than hurt you. >> From stripping us of our rights, to transferring the wealth of the middle class to billionaires, every single thing that governments have done ostensibly to respond to this virus has been done with the explicit intention of hurting us. There is no sane reason to believe that the vaccine would be any different. >> Meanwhile, our overlords are doing everything in their power to ensure compliance through various pressure campaigns. Many people are going to need a solution, and bribing an unethical doctor might be the best option available. >> Firstly: to my knowledge, there would not be anything illegal about bribing a doctor to give you a fake coronavirus vaccine certificate. I can’t say that with 100% certainty in every country, but I am relatively certain that a private citizen is allowed to pay another private citizen money in exchange for this type of service in most places in the world. They may pass laws against it after someone gets caught, but as of right now, the doctor would simply be risking his medical license. >> The first thing you want to do is not look like a cop.