Ladies. Your guy won't mind you groping his behind. However, if he's cool with you slipping fingers down that one way street, he might not be as exclusively interested in chicks as you have come to believe.
Ladies. Your guy won't mind you groping his behind. However, if he's cool with you slipping fingers down that one way street, he might not be as exclusively interested in chicks as you have come to believe.
Lemme run this'n by ya:
Prostate makes testosterone.
Gays have no testosterone.
Thus gays have no prostate.
Thus gays cannot enjoy a prostate massage.
Therefore prostate massages are proof of straightness.
Lemme run this'n by ya:
Prostate makes testosterone.
Gays have no testosterone.
Thus gays have no prostate.
Thus gays cannot enjoy a prostate massage.
Therefore prostate massages are proof of straightness.
Your logic is flawed as is your understanding of human male physiology. Anyone other than myself puts their fingers near my rectum, it had best be a prelude to a colo-rectal cancer screening, or I better be otherwise too enfeebled to wipe my own behind after defecating. I find anyone's digits working the wrong way up that no entrance road, I'll know what's up and they'll quickly find out how much I don't like it.
Your logic is flawed as is your understanding of human male physiology. Anyone other than myself puts their fingers near my rectum, it had best be a prelude to a colo-rectal cancer screening, or I better be otherwise too enfeebled to wipe my own behind after defecating. I find anyone's digits working the wrong way up that no entrance road, I'll know what's up and they'll quickly find out how much I don't like it.
So sensitive 😂
So sensitive 😂 @AOU
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