So, about... Five years ago? I own this one small farming property, it's next to an upscale residential neighborhood that was rumored to have a bunch of corrupt government officials living there. Or maybe druggies. Judging by the cars vs houses in the neighborhood I'd believe it. Anyway, was headed to my house from there one day and noticed a car might've been following me. Hum. He then took the same exit I did off the interstate and kept following me. Hum. So I got into the left hand lane of the three-lane road I was traveling on, and at an intersection (carefully) cut across all the lanes to turn right onto that road. The vehicle behind me did the exact same thing. Tail confirmed. I then quickly pulled off across a closed driveway, let the vehicle following me pass, and then pulled behind him. At the next red light I took down his plate number. Cop or criminal, he was not amused. He high-tailed it when the light turned green.