After I lost my dog food company that I owned roughly 3 years ago due to SJWism I stopped drinking vodka and many of the hard liquors. I only drank stuff like whisky or gin and nothing else that was in the hard liquor category.
It was the fact that we didn't hire blacks, jews, and/or hispanics though. I said this as a joke one time and everyone started to freak out. They were mad and/or upset about this completely.
My company doesn't hire humans though or didn't after they wouldn't do the job and fetch the ball. I had a mandatory day of learning how to play fetch or fetch the ball properly and they didn't want to fetch the ball. They thought it was so upsetting that me as a dog was telling them to fetch a tennis ball. Who knew humans got so upset about that type of stuff?
They get so triggered about not wanting to fetch the tennis ball then get triggered when you make a joke that your company doesn't hire blacks, jews, and/or hispanics at all. We don't hire any humans and that was because they didn't want to fetch the ball like some dog.
This world is so strange sometimes. They didn't want to fetch the tennis ball, but then get mad when we don't hire them to fetch said tennis ball.
It was funny though since I don't actually own a company myself. We don't hire dogs and we never did hire humans to as well for that matter.
My owner is coming back for the day from his company that he owns. They don't hire blacks, jews, and/or hispanics though from what I hear. It's some giant dog food law firm that has over 100 dogs working for it, but they don't hire humans though. My owner is a dog though and I'm his pet (dog) that he owns.
I can hear the garage closing. I have to go for now. If he finds out I've been using the computer again he's going to get really mad.
Gonna post this to /s/PoalPasta tomorrow
If you post this the dog food law firm that my owner (dog) works for will sue you.
They'll take your roof. roof roof roof - sorry I saw a squirrel going by the window. I'll edit this later.
They'll take your roof though.
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