It was funny though since I don't actually own a company myself. We don't hire dogs and we never did hire humans to as well for that matter.
My owner is coming back for the day from his company that he owns. They don't hire blacks, jews, and/or hispanics though from what I hear. It's some giant dog food law firm that has over 100 dogs working for it, but they don't hire humans though. My owner is a dog though and I'm his pet (dog) that he owns.
I can hear the garage closing. I have to go for now. If he finds out I've been using the computer again he's going to get really mad.
Gonna post this to /s/PoalPasta tomorrow
If you post this the dog food law firm that my owner (dog) works for will sue you.
They'll take your roof. roof roof roof - sorry I saw a squirrel going by the window. I'll edit this later.
They'll take your roof though.
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