Jokes on all you fuckers, my incriminating evidence is at the bottom of my septic tank. Go get it faggots.
Jokes on all you fuckers, my incriminating evidence is at the bottom of my septic tank.
I think you meant to say "my neighbor's septic tank", unless of course you need your septic tank dug up for free.
Seriously how funny would it be if the fagbi showed up at your house with a search warrant for your septic tank. By all means officer, have at it.
Reminds me of the police officer who I wouldn't let search my vehicle. While waiting an hour for a drug dog to show up, I wanted my dip can out of my truck. He wouldn't let me go back in my own vehicle so I let him get it. I had him look in my glove box, my center console and finally the door, where it was the whole time. That fucker had to sit there for 45 minutes waiting for a drug dog to show up knowing I didn't have shit. I joked with him, see anything? He wasn't happy.
You are a braver man than I. Next time you do that a dirty cop will 'find' a dime bag. Won't matter that the only prints on it are his.
Most of the cops in a town near us are running drugs. They always have a spare baggie to drop. The stories I've heard of them dropping baggies on 'suspects' (i.e. their competition) ...
I'm not sure exactly where it's at and it probably could use a pumping so I wouldn't mind. Watching the gaytf or the fagbi sifting through shit would be worth it. Plus it's not like I have a dog for them to murder if they came to my place.
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