Wait! There's a limit as to how many guns you can own?
Seriously? Limit..
Also wait, you can’t have a flamethrower? I love mine, I use it nearly daily. Ant mound, brush pile, hornet nest…
That sounds perfectly normal to me. I would know.
Or burn weeds out of sidewalk cracks and xeriscaped areas.
I've got a mini flamethrower which attaches to a propane tank. Works great until the tank is almost empty. Turning the tank upside down helps to finish it off.
Oh, ya, turning the tank upside down is reserved for when biblical levels of fire and destruction is needed. I get about 20’ of flame with that trick.
The other fun one is the old school fire extinguisher. Stainless, pressurized with a tire valve stem, refillable. You can put all sorts of stuff in there and it comes out at 120psi at high volume in a very directional stream.
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