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[–] 5 pts

Yeah, and if Elon Musk fucked me in the ass and I somehow managed to fall pregnant from his jizz and my shit, and the shit baby came to term in my colon, and I pooped it out after 9 months and sued him for child support.... Id be fucking rich! No one is going Amish. Not going to happen.

[–] 3 pts

Sounds like you thought this scenario out before🤷🤔🫤

[–] 2 pts

You're right, I have. Everybody falls for the get rich quick schemes, but they never work. The really smart people ride the waves of cultural revolution to get ahead. With this new transgender wave, it's only a matter of time before men start shitting babies out of their Colons. The only missing piece of the puzzle is, how do I get Elon to want to fuck my ass? Any suggestions?

[–] 1 pt

Get a Twitter logo tattoo on your back, right above your asshole.

[–] 0 pt

No bruh. I think you should skip this wave. It's going to fizzle out imo.

[–] 2 pts

While that's the easier path...

If people aren't able to go amish to cripple the regime, they certainly aren't going to be able to go agaisnt it with force of arms

So I guess they have to take it in the ass and get used to it

Start a movement.... seriously.

[–] 0 pt

That is demonstrably untrue. If 3.5% of the population are in open insurrection, armed or not, the government will fall. People don't have to wait for the shooting to start.

[–] 0 pt

Your niggers are running an insurrection since years, your history is a fucking myth my friend.

You believe the revolutionary war was won by just a handful of peons with guns, essentially

You have no idea