He stopped and asked some fake hookers for directions and that is how he got caught? That's ridiculous! Talk about bad luck.
I don't know what the hell is in the water around here, but in the past ten minutes two different women have called me wanting my cock. I don't even need to try. It's just too easy.
LOL I've received no such calls. Outside of a few crazy ex girlfriends, most of the ladies I know respect my marriage.
All I gotta do is let folks know I'm single again and THEN I'd start getting phone calls.
And, yeah, pure shit luck that the got caught that way.
So many of 'em get caught/additional trouble 'cause they can't keep their mouth shut - especially with women. They'll start to trust women and tell them what's going on. The chick rides it out until she's pissed or bored. Then, to get revenge, they go straight to the fucking cops.
Fucking morons.
Yeah, you can't trust a woman with dangerous secrets
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
If you're gonna trust 'em with your criminal secrets, you should probably be nice to 'em and not make 'em break up with you.
If they do break up with you, you might wanna change your location instead of staying at the same place you were when you were together - 'cause that's where the cops are gonna go to find their stupid asses.
Seriously, they just seem to assume the chick they just pissed off isn't going to do anything for revenge. That's a retarded assumption.
The dude on now managed to steal a million (or more) dollars - all from one grocery chain.
He's on his second escape right now.
If he'd never told a chick that he'd robbed a grocery story (multiple) he'd not be in trouble to begin with!
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