Oh, wait... It gets better...
He decides to drive the tour bus down and watch the Daytona 500...
On the way to see his mom?
No, I forgot that he never went back to see his mother. He gave up on that 'cause the heat was on. He saw her through a window and that was it. No, the Daytona bit was because he was hoping to meet Tony Stewart. He just happened to be driving a stolen tour bus at the time.
They gave him VIP passes, not knowing better.
He was only busted 'cause when he left the raceway he couldn't find the interstate. So, he stopped and asked some chicks. Well, that was a prostitution sting that he stumbled into.
That was the start of his downfall...
He's probably a free man by now. He only got like 8 years.
He stopped and asked some fake hookers for directions and that is how he got caught? That's ridiculous! Talk about bad luck.
I don't know what the hell is in the water around here, but in the past ten minutes two different women have called me wanting my cock. I don't even need to try. It's just too easy.
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