I'm thinking he regularly drinks while driving that car, without regularly emptying the car of beer cans and whiskey bottles
Oh, is your internet back on yet?
No, and they raised the bill another 95 bucks
That's what it looks like to me. Like they've been on one hell of a bender.
I haven't been on a good bender in quite a while...
You mean like a drink every day for a week thing?
I mean drink to excess every day until I'm done doing so. Not just drinking, but drinking to excess!
And, why'd they add another $95 to it? That's kinda bullshit.
Also, as for the internet, I just dug deep to get you this address! It's a referral address, so the dude gets a gift card.
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Now, when you fill out your application, just put in something like "Apt 2" and your address won't match anything in their database (probably). Plus, the mailman will happily deliver it to your single mailbox.
I assume it'll work. It might not, but it can't hurt. Let me know when you've grabbed the address so I can edit my post to remove it.
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