I remember one time when I was just getting divorced I had this hot blonde 18 year old girlfriend and we got a cheap motel room and she got on her period and I didnt give a damn and fucked her brains out anyways and that room was covered in blood so bad it looked like a murder scene, I was afraid for a month the cops were going to come question me
Motels don't take cash these days just for that reason. They want to be able to ping your credit card for a 'cleanup fee' - which can easily run into the few hundred dollar range. That and they want to nail you for smoking in your non-smoking room. Many hotels are completely non-smoking these days.
Its state law here that hotels are non smoking. Sucks. I remember last time I went to Florida and the hotel wanted to charge me a thousand some dollars for the phone calls the crazy woman I went there with made to my cell phone while I was off away from her and the room. I never answered a single one of those calls and they wanted to charge me long distance rates for each and every call. Adding up to more than the room was for a week! I told them I was not going to pay them and I showed the manager of the place on my phone that I did not answer a single one of those calls and they let it slide. LoL
They take the fun out of everything.
Though, I can understand the not-smoking thing. 2nd hand smoke is legitimately bad for you, with mountains of evidence to support it.
For a while, we had smoke shops in Maine that we could smoke in - but then some non-smoker decided to get a job there, raise a row, and get that ruined for us. Fuckers....
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