I dunno... I might risk it for a bale...
Well, a bale of coke. I'd not risk it for a bale of weed. I can grow a bale of weed. So, that has no value to me.
Hmm... You know, I'm sometimes not grateful enough... I am really grateful to live in a place where weed is legal. I hadn't thought about it before you mentioned it - and I am by no means interested in a bale of weed. That doesn't even slightly interest me.
Now, a giant bundle of cocaine? Yeah, I'm making sure that I'm unwatched. I'm scouting the area to find which places have cameras mounted outside along the route I will eventually take. I'm timing the shortest route to the interstate. I'm observing the bundle for quite some time before I move it.
And then I'm snatching that satchel of cocaine and headed for the hills!
Not for the dollar value, but because it'd be primo coke and enough to last me a fucking lifetime! I'd have cocaine enough to hand it down to my grandchildren!
Wouldn't you think there would be a gps tracker in the bale of coke?
Probably not.
If you're a drug dealer on that level, do you WANT something traceable and, more importantly, emitting a constant radio signal?
Not me... I don't want my bales of drugs emitting any radio frequencies.
But, if it makes you feel better, buy a $30 'bug finder' and check it before you take off with it.
You know they won't be pussyfooting around if they find out you have their product, that's what would worry me
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