If you don't choose to shoot me immediately, you missed your chance.
Now, someone trained with their firearm can easily make the right choices. They won't get close enough for me to harm them. They also won't panic.
I'm not worried about a trained person. Like I said, if they have a bead drawn on me, they already decided not to kill me. We can negotiate down from there, but they'd have already killed me if killing me was their goal.
I can hear the plow truck from way up here at my house.
We still have the same plow guy. I fucking love him. He works for the state of Maine, for MDOT. On his antenna, he has mounted a pirate flag. He drives his plow at like 60 mph and gives zero fucks. Literally, you can find him hitting 60 mph.
One nice thing about the plow truck going that fast is that they dont leave a mound of snow at the end of the driveway, it gets spread out further.
and don't point your weapon at anything that you do not intend to kill
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