LOL You get used to the vibration if you do enough of it.
I have trouble getting the reed wet, for the record. I can never get it 'just right'. It's either too wet or not wet enough.
I can still fake it well enough. A layperson would think I knew what I was doing. I can do that on pretty much any instrument I touch, if you'll give me a few minutes with it.
I can fake it on most instruments enough to get some melody out of it that is recognizable too
Mmm... College girl cheerleaders!
And timid college girl marching band members (but they're not showing them).
Alas, I'm married and the missus is cuter than anyone at the game. She's a legit 10. Well, 9.5 'cause the perfect 10 doesn't exist.
My woman is too old to be a ten anymore
As you should, I suppose. So long as you can grasp the mechanics, you're good to go to fake it.
Also, did you find out why the Packers pushed a trainer and tried to grab the ball from the scrimmage line? Did that pop up in any local news, 'cause those moves confused the fuck out of me.
The Packers guy pushed the trainer cause the Lions player on the field used to be his college team mate at Georgia and apparently they were and still are close friends, so the Packers player was trying to see if his friend was ok when the trainer shoved him out of the way and in his frustration he shoved him back is the story I heard around here.
And the one where the guy walked up and took the ball from the center before they hiked it was cause the coach called time out on the sidelines and he noticed that and he did not want the opponents kicker to get off a practice kick
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