Yeah, but it's still fucking prison
Absolutely. I didn't even like a minute of jail - and that was just a night or two.
But, I'd have an easier time than quite a few people. I'd be able to buy anything I wanted. I could even have someone on the outside send money to other people on the outside - meaning I could have smokes and drugs if I wanted them.
I'd probably avoid the cigarettes and drugs, just to avoid the drama. The kinda folks dealing that stuff aren't the kinda folks I want to spend my jail time with. I wanna spend my time with white-collar criminals, doing time for like embezzling.
Jail sucks mostly cause it is so damned boring
I was only in jail a short while, so it was kinda interesting. I did manage to read a book on one day, when I did the entire weekend. I spent my time mostly watching people, but they sure as fuck didn't give me any drugs for my insomnia.
I've mostly amused myself watching the people or playing games in the day room. There's always cards and I know all sorts of card illusions - I don't call 'em tricks 'cause tricks are what whores do for money. At least that's a part of my shtick. Card tricks is what they really are - and I know a whole lot of 'em.
If I can get a smart enough second person, I know some card tricks that'll blow your mind.
Plus, I play spades, cribbage, hearts, pinochle, chess, checkers, backgammon, etc...
Also, you should open the thread tonight. ;-) I got the last couple. I can get it if you insist - and my connection stays running. It has been reasonably well behaved today.
We should probably invite that (spelling? - it kinda looks like a Linux distro kinda name) to learn how to open the threads. It's not all that taxing, unless you're busy on Friday nights. We'd have to make 'em a moderator here, which would be a good way to watch their actions before giving moderator permissions at the forum. Though, well, I have a way to undo any major changes at the forum while I don't have a way to do that here on Poal.
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