Yeah... So long as I don't do anything stupid, I should be all set.
Even if I'm a little stupid, I should be okay. I can't just go out murdering people or anything like that.
If I did go do time, I'd probably have an easy time of it. I can buy a TV, buy a gaming station, buy all the commissary goodies I want, buy regular footwear, etc...
Yeah, but it's still fucking prison
Absolutely. I didn't even like a minute of jail - and that was just a night or two.
But, I'd have an easier time than quite a few people. I'd be able to buy anything I wanted. I could even have someone on the outside send money to other people on the outside - meaning I could have smokes and drugs if I wanted them.
I'd probably avoid the cigarettes and drugs, just to avoid the drama. The kinda folks dealing that stuff aren't the kinda folks I want to spend my jail time with. I wanna spend my time with white-collar criminals, doing time for like embezzling.
Jail sucks mostly cause it is so damned boring
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