That's just ridiculous! Imagine if I wore my shirt that I drew!
Oh, you'd have been canceled well before that. This is you we're talking about!
Years ago, while in school, I wore a shirt with the nipples cut out of it while working at a shoe shop. I got a raise while I was wearing the shirt. In all fairness, the boss was behind me at the time. Still, I thought it funny.
Why did you cut the nipples out of your shirt?
My friend actually bought two of my t-shirt designs and brought them to the hospital when his wife was in a coma and walked in to the room she was in saying "honey, I brought you a present" which woke her up and then he showed her the shirts. She was not happy, When she got home she threw them in the trash!
I wanted to show people my nipples. It was kinda a proof of concept, but it failed.
It was around that time that I learned that, while on stage performing, I could lift my shirt and show my nipples and women would follow suit.
So, I cut the nipples out of my shirt. Alas, none of the ladies at the shoe shop showed me their nipples - though I'd still see some of them but not in that setting.
Also:
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/why-do-japanese-drive-left-side-road-vlad-levada
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