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**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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I am right there with you, I do not want to experience that. The parrot that guy I know has got hold of some guys bottom lip a month or two ago and just split it right in two, I think he needed stitches

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I did a search and just learned that a macaw is a parrot.

See? We're learning important things!

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I thought it looked quite a bit like that guys parrot

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It's a 'new world' (Americas, considered just one continent/entity in EU instruction) parrot, from what Google told me.

And, yeah...

AMAZINGLY HIGH ON MY LIST OF SHIT NOT TO HAVE HAPPEN, like AMAZINGLY HIGH, is 'being bitten by a parrot.

It could trivially take a finger off.

In my life I can recall at least a dozen times someone has asked me if I want to touch or hold their parrot. Some of those times have been while I was fucked up. So far, I have not touched one. So far, I haven't even let one on my finger.

Which is kinda odd as I've handled a few raptors - including an eagle. But, in those instances I had a thick leather glove that covered me up to my elbow. They don't use those when handling parrots!

I think I'd use tongs to handle a parrot, which is probably why I do not actually have one.

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Yeah, that'll fuck you up.

Another one is a Macaw. Google 'Macaw beak' and look for a high resolution closeup. Positively fucking prehistoric.

Birds are descended from dinosaurs and a Macaw beak is positively fucking prehistoric.

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That looks like the beak on that guys bird. I steer well clear