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**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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Those birds of prey make me nervous, so I am not sure if falconry is for me, Especially since you told me about the magpie and the Aussie chick

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Oh, they're positively frightening. That's part of the draw. Without tools, that falcon can and will kick your ass. The only reason it doesn't kick your ass is because you're smarter and have opposable fucking thumbs.

Picture yourself naked in a fight with a goddamned bald eagle.

Before you do so, go look at high resolution pictures of their beak and claws. Hell, they don't have claws - they have talons.

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I don't want to be in a fight with a bald eagle clothed or naked. I had a fight with a woodpecker the other day, he was pecking on the side of my house so I threw a pine cone at him. He flew across the driveway to a tree and I threw another pinecone at him and it landed up in the tree on a branch about a foot away from him. He then hopped over to the pinecone I just threw at him, picked it up with his beak and hopped a couple times to the end of the branch and flung the pine cone back at me

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LOL Birds are really smart, far smarter than we give them credit for. Some of 'em even live a long fucking time. Parrots will often outlive their owners, depending on when they got them.

I admit this is strange, but I know a dude who owns/runs a parrot sanctuary/temporary housing service should you be wealthy, have a parrot, and want to take off for half the year traveling in southern Europe. He makes his living doing this, though he's independently wealthy/lives off a really solid trust from his parents.

I know some strange people, as you've already discovered.