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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

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**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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Fortunately, not all. I'm 99.9% certain that my kids will be awesome. I'm 99.8% certain they'd have been awesome even without my work of setting up trusts. I've made clear my wishes.

Even if I have unfinished business with said trusts and assets, I believe they'll do the right thing.

I have awesome kids.

Also, if they make me a promise on my deathbed, you can bet your ass they're going to keep it - unless I make them promise to do something retarded. Even if it's retarded, they might still do it.

"Smuggle me to Tibet for a sky burial!"

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I've asked my kids to keep my skull and bring it out for special occasions and they have flatly refused

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LOL I also tell my kids to get me taxidermied and posed sitting in my favorite chair.

Sometimes I tell 'em to put me in a black plastic trash bag and roll me over every six months until I decompose.

(I forgot to hit Send. The missus distracted me. She's gone to bed. I got laid twice today, so I'm good.)

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I have not got laid at all yet today, damn it.