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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link (fngt.gq). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask Crazy, or myself.

If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only.

Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then you can donate.

**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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Fortunately, not all. I'm 99.9% certain that my kids will be awesome. I'm 99.8% certain they'd have been awesome even without my work of setting up trusts. I've made clear my wishes.

Even if I have unfinished business with said trusts and assets, I believe they'll do the right thing.

I have awesome kids.

Also, if they make me a promise on my deathbed, you can bet your ass they're going to keep it - unless I make them promise to do something retarded. Even if it's retarded, they might still do it.

"Smuggle me to Tibet for a sky burial!"

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I've asked my kids to keep my skull and bring it out for special occasions and they have flatly refused

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LOL I also tell my kids to get me taxidermied and posed sitting in my favorite chair.

Sometimes I tell 'em to put me in a black plastic trash bag and roll me over every six months until I decompose.

(I forgot to hit Send. The missus distracted me. She's gone to bed. I got laid twice today, so I'm good.)

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I have not got laid at all yet today, damn it.