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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

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**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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I don't want to be in a fight with a bald eagle clothed or naked. I had a fight with a woodpecker the other day, he was pecking on the side of my house so I threw a pine cone at him. He flew across the driveway to a tree and I threw another pinecone at him and it landed up in the tree on a branch about a foot away from him. He then hopped over to the pinecone I just threw at him, picked it up with his beak and hopped a couple times to the end of the branch and flung the pine cone back at me

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LOL Birds are really smart, far smarter than we give them credit for. Some of 'em even live a long fucking time. Parrots will often outlive their owners, depending on when they got them.

I admit this is strange, but I know a dude who owns/runs a parrot sanctuary/temporary housing service should you be wealthy, have a parrot, and want to take off for half the year traveling in southern Europe. He makes his living doing this, though he's independently wealthy/lives off a really solid trust from his parents.

I know some strange people, as you've already discovered.

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I know a guy who has a parrot, his parrot hates men, but loves women. He will bite any man that gets close enough, and he will cuddle with any woman who he can

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On the list of shit I don't want to happen? Being bitten by a parrot. Man, they can crack nuts with their beaks. I do not want one biting me. That's on the list of shit I don't want happening.

This is something I've previously considered and it's surprisingly high on the list of shit I don't want to happen.