Hide the car and tell them you sold it
LOL Then I'm facing a lawsuit. Even if they can't win, they're gonna try suing me - likely for damaging the brand or some shit like that.
I've already had enough trouble with this car. I don't really want more.
Though, if I took a video of me setting the fucker on fire... It's not insurance fraud if I don't file a claim. Of course, I'm then out a whole lotta money.
A whole lot! Dont set it on fire, crash it. Let your lawyer drive it once!
LOL He can drive for work now. So, he's got that going for him.
They said to not put any more miles on the car. Which, I suppose, is probably tied into 'fair market value' somehow. Wait until they learn that it has a little over 700 miles. It'd have more, but it rained one day.
When I know, I'll let you know what they're offering as 'fair market value'. I assume they want this swept under the rug.
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