Fuck 'em. I'd set that bitch on fire right fucking there. I don't even care if it's stopped in an intersection, it's getting set on fire. I'll dance around the flames until the cops come arrest me.
I'm pretty sure it's still arson, even if you own the car, but I've got lawyers available.
It is illegal to burn your own property now a days?
Oh, yes... Even if it's not insurance fraud. It's arson if you torch your own house (without a permit). It means you're endangering other people, so it's a criminal act. I'm like 90% sure it also applies to cars.
It may vary based on where you live. Your jurisdiction may be different - but that seems likely to be pretty universal.
I know a dude who went to prison for intentionally setting his own house on fire. It wasn't even insurance fraud, he was just pissed that his wife was going to get it in the divorce.
I remember Chris dad telling me that one of his neighbors burned his house down after he emptied it and moved out and the fire department came and he told them not to put it out and they just hanged around to make sure it did not spread to any of the neighbors. He apparently watched it burn to the ground and left and never returned. I don't know why he didn't just sell it but people are weird.
Chris mom and dad actually lived right next door to me when he was born. I did not know them. But I was living in the house right next to their house to the south. It is possible he was conceived while his parents were hearing me play guitar LoL
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