I went to the top of a ski jump ramp once and looked down and there is no way in hell that I would go down that ramp on a pair of skis. You have to be crazier than me to do that shit
Oh, fuck no... Not a chance.
Hell, snowboarders in the half pipe are 40+ feet off the ground. Fuck that one too.
This year the ski slopes are made differently. Even though they jump as long, they're never really all that far off the ground. I'm still not doing it, but it's better.
Hell, I'm not even going down the small jump where you "only" jump for like 65 meters/70ish yards.
I did go on the small jump first, I think they called it the bulldozer for some reason. And I would not attempt that either. No way. No how.
maybe I would go down the ski jump hill with a hang glider and launch airward and hopefully land gently. That might be fun
Hmm... Or one of those parachutes that they use for freestyle events.
Then again, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna fall over before I even make it to the end of the jump. That actually seems worse than falling after the jump.
I'd take a sled down a ski jump. Oh, fuck yeah, I'd do that.
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