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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

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**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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Oh, all hoods should open like that - and go to a full-vertical position. But, alas, most hoods (at least in the US) do not open like that. Even fewer go to a full vertical!

If I hadn't told you how it opens, I'd bet you like $5 that you couldn't get the hood open in 5 minutes. I used to stump people with that when I owned my first Viper. And, sure, you might piss off a Viper owner but you could at least disconnect something important so that they can't chase you down before you get away!

Though I drove as my MOS in the Marines, it was really the Viper that made me interested in performance driving. My first Viper was my mid-life-crisis car. I bought it after I was divorced. My kids decided to come live with me and so I sold my Viper 'cause you can't really carry a pair of kids in it. The dude I sold it to was buying it for his teenage son, so I assume that model ended up wrapped around a tree.

The first ones, with no real traction control - and no ABS - were absolutely brutal. This is just as brutal, but it feels easier to tame. It also dwarfs the power in the first ones. It's fucking insane.

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You would have to be retarded or hate your son if you bought him a Viper when he was a teenager.

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It is snowing. Not much, but it's snowing.

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It's not snowing here, it's just cold

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I didn't care. I needed to sell it ASAP. I even made a few dollars off the sale, as I'd paid off less than what I charged 'em. I recall being pretty happy about that - while being really sad that I no longer had a Viper.

But, it was the Viper that got me into learning how to drive performance cars properly. It all began there.

Don't forget that today is Friday.

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LoL I know it's Friday!