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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link (fngt.gq). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask COF, Crazy, or myself.

If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only.

Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then you can donate.

**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask COF, Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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I don't know if I should be congratulated or slapped silly!

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Well, you might regret not having done it after all is said and done.

On that note, I'm gonna shuffle up the stairs carefully, so that I don't fall over. I gotta pee and if I'm getting out of this chair I might as well go to bed.

I'll see you tomorrow. Don't forget to remind me!

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Have a safe trip to the bedroom!

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Thanks! I'm pretty careful when I'm drunk and walking, especially on stairs.

I really can't fall down.

Here's an amusing thing for you... With my femur the way it is, it's really difficult for me to get back up off the ground. I need something to pull me up to get the whole process started.

So, if you get me in the middle of a gym/open space and knock me over, I'll be stuck on the ground for a while trying to figure out how to get back up on my feet. This has made me a much more careful drunk than I used to be. Otherwise, I'm gonna need one of those things from the commercial. "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

And now you know.