I don't know if I should be congratulated or slapped silly!
Well, you might regret not having done it after all is said and done.
On that note, I'm gonna shuffle up the stairs carefully, so that I don't fall over. I gotta pee and if I'm getting out of this chair I might as well go to bed.
I'll see you tomorrow. Don't forget to remind me!
Have a safe trip to the bedroom!
Thanks! I'm pretty careful when I'm drunk and walking, especially on stairs.
I really can't fall down.
Here's an amusing thing for you... With my femur the way it is, it's really difficult for me to get back up off the ground. I need something to pull me up to get the whole process started.
So, if you get me in the middle of a gym/open space and knock me over, I'll be stuck on the ground for a while trying to figure out how to get back up on my feet. This has made me a much more careful drunk than I used to be. Otherwise, I'm gonna need one of those things from the commercial. "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"
And now you know.
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