Well, you might regret not having done it after all is said and done.
On that note, I'm gonna shuffle up the stairs carefully, so that I don't fall over. I gotta pee and if I'm getting out of this chair I might as well go to bed.
I'll see you tomorrow. Don't forget to remind me!
Have a safe trip to the bedroom!
Thanks! I'm pretty careful when I'm drunk and walking, especially on stairs.
I really can't fall down.
Here's an amusing thing for you... With my femur the way it is, it's really difficult for me to get back up off the ground. I need something to pull me up to get the whole process started.
So, if you get me in the middle of a gym/open space and knock me over, I'll be stuck on the ground for a while trying to figure out how to get back up on my feet. This has made me a much more careful drunk than I used to be. Otherwise, I'm gonna need one of those things from the commercial. "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"
And now you know.
Well that is a valuable tidbit of information to have.
I don't really think there would be a scenario where I would want to knock you down and have you be stuck on the floor, but who knows
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