A couple days ago I was sitting out on my front porch around 3AM when I saw a cop pull into the cemetery across the street and in the middle of the cemetery they did a U-turn and stopped then turned their lights off. I had a good beer buzz going at the time and one of my damned girlfriends who is mad at me has been telling me that the cops have been watching me and my house and a bunch of bullshit that I just completely disregard for the most part. Cause I'm not going anything that would cause the cops to watch me for, we besides smoking pot. But you I don't sell any or anything else illegal. I just want them to leave me alone, you know. So I'm sitting on my porch watching this cop car in the middle of the cemetery. A half hour goes bye and it's still just sitting there. So I begin to think, what if that bitchy cunt that said the cops are watching me are right? She can't be, but what the fuck is that cop doing over there in the dark. They can not be watching for speeders cause by law if they are doing radar at night they have to have running lights on at least on their vehicle. And this cop had no lights on at all. So I want to know what the fuck is going on and drunken me decides to go walk over there and tell that cop that they are being very suspicious and what the fuck are they doing in the middle of the cemetery in the middle of the night. I told the woman that was at my house that I'm going over there and seeing what the fuck is going on and she said I was crazy. LoL So I get up and walk directly towards the cop car. There was direct line of sight from my front porch to the cop car so I just walked straight to it. I get up near the car and I am hollering out 'what's going on back here! and hello! Hello!' with no response at all. I'm about a foot away from the vehicle by the drivers door window yelling with no response. I thought, fuck, that's weird. What should I do. I thought if I turned around and walked away right now the cop would probably notice me as I am walking away and come after me and ask me a whole bunch of questions and who knows what happens, they probably wouldn't believe the truth. So I decide to knock on the window. I knocked on the window. I heard a scream! The inside of the police car suddenly lights up! It was a woman cop! A gorgeous blonde woman cop. She opens the window and I say, "I saw this car driving in the middle of the cemetery and stop and turn off the lights here now in the middle of the night and I walked out over here to see what the fuck was going on, that looked really suspicious to me, and if I had known it was a cop I would never have walked out here" And she says, 'you scared the fuck out of me! I thought there was a ghost!' I apologized and said I didnt mean to scare her and told her I was going to go back home now and left. So I do not think that she was watching my house, cause if she was, she sure would have saw me walking from here directly to her. But after I left I kept my eye on the police car and she sat out there in the middle of the damned cemetery until 7AM. So I don't know what to think now Then early this morning around 3AM there was three cops driving all around in the cemetery with searchlights beaming out in every direction from their vehicles. I figure they were chasing someone, and after five minutes of the search lights, the search lights turned off and i could see the row of three headlights stopped out there about where that woman cop was the day before. So I figure they caught them. Fuck the police. I think that super sexy blonde woman cop shit her pants