That's bullshit. The tests aren't even 100% correct.
I failed a test for Opana - a goddamned drug that hasn't been sold for a decade.
Fortunately, the doctors that run the program aren't retarded and know that I sure as shit didn't have Opana in my system.
I would have double checked for the opana to be sure, especially with you. You could probably get access to any drug, even out of production drugs
Oh, it wasn't just me. Like half the others tested positive for Opana as well.
Amusingly, after that I made a few phone calls and was unable to find any Opana. I let my doctor know at the following visit. He wasn't surprised that I couldn't find it. Though I didn't try that hard, I made like two phone calls and sent a text or two.
That's hilarious that you tried at all to find it
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