I suspect that it's rather unlikely, given my current situation. I don't see Biff trapping me in a corner while she attacks me with a dangerous weapon. It just seems really improbable.
LoL it is more likely to happen to me.
LOL And you'll still end up going to jail, 'cause you're the one with the penis.
I am back at home now. I was having a good morning. I gave some dick. She was getting ready to go to work. Then my phone went ding! I got a text message. It was from that woman who said I was too immature and too selfish and all that. Well the woman who's house I was at today decided to look at my phone and see who was texting me. That opened a whole new can of worms. Suddenly I was under attack. I won't go into the details but there is now a steak knife puncture through her bathroom door. I was going to photograph it for you, but better judgement prevailed.
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