I am back at home now. I was having a good morning. I gave some dick. She was getting ready to go to work. Then my phone went ding! I got a text message. It was from that woman who said I was too immature and too selfish and all that. Well the woman who's house I was at today decided to look at my phone and see who was texting me. That opened a whole new can of worms. Suddenly I was under attack. I won't go into the details but there is now a steak knife puncture through her bathroom door. I was going to photograph it for you, but better judgement prevailed.
I kinda miss the drama.
Then I realize how awesome it is without the drama.
And I no longer miss the drama.
Hmm... That might be an unintended haiku.
It was not pleasant.
There is not much to miss when the shit is completely insane like that. It's a damned good thing I have had lots of practice!
That is a great haiku
Yeah... I'm pretty damned happy with my drama-free life.
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